Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #10318
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Quote #24659
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence–beginning with one’s own.
Quote #22623
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...
Quote #14209
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Quote #18167
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #20718
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
Quote #13005
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his...
Quote #34891
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....