Quote #16865
Life is a festival only to the wise.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26383
I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #5084
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
Quote #26378
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)
Quote #26801
You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you...
Quote #33909
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to...
Quote #5940
Those who are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more...
Quote #14694
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that...
Quote #22479
We are all in it together. This is a war. We take a few...