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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is...
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You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortous executions, the...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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The world is the sum-total of our vital possibilities.
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The world must be made safe for democracy.