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Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
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The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is...
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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we...
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