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O Death the Healer, scorn thou not, I pray, To come to me: of...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they be obtained in the...
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.
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The sea rises, the light fails, lovers cling to each other, and children cling...
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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Live all you can – it’s a mistake not to. It doesn’t so much...
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Show me a guy who’s afraid to look bad, and I’ll show you a...