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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #14671
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Quote #5630
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #25507
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...
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Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
Quote #19057
Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.