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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil...
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Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their...
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When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that...
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When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
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The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
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Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over...
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No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...