Quote #23167
The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Quote #22598
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals that they live in...
Quote #23177
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Quote #13097
The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.
Quote #11164
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
Quote #9504
Those who profess to favor freedom, yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops...
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #31993
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #4869
Come not within the measure of my wrath.