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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years...
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #24862
The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
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The pain of dispute exceeds, by much, its utility. All disputation makes the mind...
Quote #22131
The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless...