Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #12327
To drift is to be in hell; to be in heaven is to steer.
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #12787
Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy.
Quote #30564
Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...
Quote #16907
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, or behavior, like the wish to...
Quote #34863
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #11875
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I...
Quote #17555
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will...
Quote #18193
What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person...