Alfred E. Neuman (probably William Gaines), MAD Magazine Quote #11921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Seneca Quote #7086 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes" Quote #15978 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
The Clown Prince of Darkness Quote #2308 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
William Hazlitt Quote #24099 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Man is a make-believe animal – he is never so truly himself as when...
Don Marquis Quote #21461 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
Jewish Proverb Quote #30889 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Andrew Schneider Quote #34721 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...
Francois de La Rochefoucauld Quote #7033 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much...