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We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I know all except myself.
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It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
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Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
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Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
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When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training...
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let...
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It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one’s dignity,...