Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #30003
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #15670
Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and...
Quote #30460
An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
Quote #22460
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Quote #27578
It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...