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You can’t hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
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He was a wise man who invented God.
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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
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War will cease when men refuse to fight.
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Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #15731
I was the son of an immigrant. I experienced bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, even...