Quote #10225
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #21208
It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to...
Quote #29101
It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #18890
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #30587
Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
Quote #27464
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Quote #24880
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...