Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #32501
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
Quote #23447
Pale death knocks with impartial foot at poor men’s hovels and king’s palaces.
Quote #5212
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in time of great...
Quote #17027
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
Quote #23354
Some of your countrymen were unable to distinguish between their native dislike for war...
Quote #23861
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
Quote #5146
New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.
Quote #14803
It sometimes seems that we have only to solve a thing greatly to get...