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The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have...
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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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A liar should have a good memory.
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
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If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...
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Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
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There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.