Quote #5668
I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking...
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #1729
Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #17820
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #25739
There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
Quote #3424
Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved,...
Quote #20847
To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first.