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The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
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Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Quote #5704
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
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Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
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A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the...
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
Quote #4114
Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.