Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #12031
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
Quote #27894
A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go...
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #12509
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never...
Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #31372
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
Quote #1557
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
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In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many...
Quote #6536
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of mystery.