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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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The brave man carves out his fortune, and every man is the son of...
Quote #4622
There is always something new out of Africa.
Quote #19167
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
Quote #21151
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #5127
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Quote #2029
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.