Quote #22840
The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
Quote #24216
Bias against the Negro is the worst disease from which the society of our...
Quote #14708
People who know the least always argue the most.
Quote #6870
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #25588
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #12835
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.