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May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right
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You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo
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And yet a little tumult, now and then, is an agreeable quickener of sensation...
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #29706
Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to...
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.