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There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to...
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize...
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Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you...
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Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...
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Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of...
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...