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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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He who knows nothing doubts nothing.
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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
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Truth is the only safe ground to stand upon.
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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
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There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...
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He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.