Quote #2550
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #18062
The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.
Quote #1949
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once...
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #28115
On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #23268
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #15502
The failure of the mind in old age is often less the results of...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #27990
It is not giving children more that spoils them it is giving them more...