Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #14716
To write simply is as difficult as to be good.
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #22287
Indecision is like a stepchild if he does not wash his hands, he is...
Quote #33078
In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as...
Quote #7713
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Quote #25015
In politics I am growing indifferent — I would like it, if I could...
Quote #5918
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...