Quote #23670
J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...
Quote #27681
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Quote #7785
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
Quote #23564
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #8538
The shah always falls in the end, Saddam always turns on you, and the...
Quote #24428
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
Quote #25052
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...