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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
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I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is...
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It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in.
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A good deed never goes unpunished.
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Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
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Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.