Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #518
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
Quote #2199
What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #23038
The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements,...
Quote #8207
If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
Quote #15770
Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay...
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #4444
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Quote #26313
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
Quote #7940
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as...