Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #12864
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
Quote #21224
The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not...
Quote #23213
Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
Quote #26211
But the greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized...
Quote #7398
Tears at times have all the weight of speech.
Quote #6747
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #23515
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.