Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #31047
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy...
Quote #5529
The measuring rod of a civilization is the prosperity of the masses.
Quote #13141
Pray for the dead, and fight like hell for the living.
Quote #17649
Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out...
Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #18976
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
Quote #11141
A book holds a house of gold.
Quote #26237
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the...
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.