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Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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The few little years we spend on earth are only the first scene in...
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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
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The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even...
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There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear...
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Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called...
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A great country worthy of the name does not have any friends.