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You are not made happy by the true things you believe from your faith,...
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The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
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The maxim that people should not have a right till they are ready to...
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There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...
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The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our...
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...
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Put your shoulder to the wheel.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...