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I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
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Out, damned spot! out, I say!
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Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
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It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...
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There comes a moment when you realize that virtually anything is possible- that nothing...