Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #17894
The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence...
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #28108
Words are potent weapons for all causes, good or bad.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #11696
Quod est ante pedes nemo spectat: coeli scrutantur plagas. (No one sees what is...
Quote #25376
What is a husband He is the one who, with a touch, can bring...
Quote #10080
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...