Quote #2360
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Quote #32294
A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
Quote #27040
What do you take me for, an idiot
Quote #8462
It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our...
Quote #459
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
Quote #4212
I have three treasures. Guard and keep them:The first is deep love,The second is...
Quote #6744
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #22147
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...
Quote #1853
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.