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I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on...
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A genius is just a talented person who does his homework.
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When the destroyer comes, his first act will be to destroy all the books.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Never think that God’s delays are God’s denials. Hold on hold fast hold out....