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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly for...
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #28746
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
Quote #21733
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #34543
He who lives without folly isn’t so wise as he thinks.
Quote #18976
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #17304
Look and you will find it – what is unsought will go undetected.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.