Quote #23004
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes...
Quote #899
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
Quote #13231
It is long since I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #9863
I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Quote #28525
I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
Quote #2332
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #10001
Within every adversity is an equal or greater opportunity.