Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #23443
Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
Quote #20447
The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. It is an intelligence about...
Quote #26961
Only that in you which is me can hear what I’m saying.
Quote #22131
The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless...
Quote #31468
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.