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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That...
Quote #13884
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...
Quote #14092
Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation,...
Quote #10144
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...
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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can...
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...