Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #18661
Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
Quote #7215
To perceive is to suffer.
Quote #20602
It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have...
Quote #4663
When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere...
Quote #32094
A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
Quote #6221
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #33307
Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
Quote #11012
Our nation was born in genocide when it embraced the doctrine that the original...