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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
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Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #13941
It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #13824
“He means well” is useless unless he does well.
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Laughter is by definition healthy.
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If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither...
Quote #29077
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...