Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #30983
Patience is the key to paradise.
Quote #9428
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,...
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #7087
Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
Quote #293
Everything has been figured out except how to live.
Quote #26117
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #22363
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.