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My concern today is not with the length of a person’s hair but with...
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He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught...
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The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
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A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have...
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There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
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How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...