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Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on...
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #6349
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by...
Quote #9966
The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
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Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #4372
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
Quote #23884
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...