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I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for...
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There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...
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Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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The superfluous is very necessary.
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Too much rest is rust.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
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Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.