Quote #10234
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #29771
I had it all, and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and...
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
Quote #4356
Whoso neglects learning in his youth,Loses the past and is dead for the future.
Quote #17332
The good befriend themselves.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #18362
No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.