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Education is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it’s...
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. –...
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Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...
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Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
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He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on...
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There are only three events in a man’s life birth, life, and death he...
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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...